The workout in which one happily annihilates his or her leg muscles for pleasure, strength, and growth. Also referred to as “operation built a booty” or “getting swole” at times.
10 Thoughts We All Have On Leg Day
Upon entering the gym:
1). “Oh yeah, I am so ready for this! That squat booty will be mine.”
2). *walking past the treadmills* Pshh, cardio? Gimme allll da weights. Byeee bunnies I’m a freaking T-rex today.
3). Seriously? How hard is it to put the barbels in order from least to highest weight from the top down. Now I have to struggle to lift this 60 lb bar to the first wrung because someone was too lazy to hoist the 30 lb-er up there.
After doing 1-3 reps of the first exercise:
4). My quads are so popping right now. Careful leggings, don’t split open!
5). I wonder if this playlist is optimal for bringing out my baddest ass lifter? Better switch it up just in case.
6). Don’t mind me lunging in front of you, old dude who’s been on the bench press for thirty minutes, it’s the only space available.
7). *during deadlifts and/or squats* I feel like the whole gym is staring at my butt right now
8). Damn this burns… oh no just think of how much worse it will be tomorrow.
9). How can legs feel like literal jelly? Note to self: investigate after finishing these last two sets.
10). That was SO fun! Who cares that I won’t be able to sit down for a few days, that just means more time to eat doughnuts.
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